{"id":3679,"date":"2008-11-17T18:58:40","date_gmt":"2008-11-18T01:58:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=3679"},"modified":"2008-11-17T18:58:40","modified_gmt":"2008-11-18T01:58:40","slug":"defective-yetis-konsumer-korner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2008\/11\/17\/defective-yetis-konsumer-korner\/","title":{"rendered":"defective yeti&#8217;s Konsumer Korner"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tip!  If your standing in line to purchase something at your local Shell station, and a woman suddenly enters the store who:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Has a head of hair that looks as though it has not so much as exchanged a postcard with a comb in the last five years; and<\/li>\n<li>Is clad in a terrycloth bathrobe and slippers; and<\/li>\n<li>Has left a 1975 Olds Omega idling inches outside the automatic doors to the establishment;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>It is best to simply step aside and let her purchase her cigarettes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tip! If your standing in line to purchase something at your local Shell station, and a woman suddenly enters the store who: Has a head of hair that looks as though it has not so much as exchanged a postcard with a comb in the last five years; and Is clad in a terrycloth bathrobe [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3679","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-storytelling"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3679","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3679"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3679\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3679"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3679"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3679"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}