{"id":3681,"date":"2008-11-19T22:07:41","date_gmt":"2008-11-20T05:07:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=3681"},"modified":"2008-11-19T22:07:41","modified_gmt":"2008-11-20T05:07:41","slug":"recent-tweets-13","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2008\/11\/19\/recent-tweets-13\/","title":{"rendered":"Recent Tweets"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Just saw a woman talking on two cell phones simultaneously while driving, one in her left hand, the other shoulder-pinned to her right ear.  Not a joke.  <span class='footnote'><a href='http:\/\/twitter.com\/matthewbaldwin\/statuses\/999657688'>Nov 10, 04:42 PM<\/a><\/span><\/li>\n<li>Hopefully the &#8220;major character is replaced by a black man&#8221; thing will last longer for America than it did for Iron Man or Green Lantern. <span class='footnote'><a href='http:\/\/twitter.com\/matthewbaldwin\/statuses\/999869490'>Nov 10, 07:37 PM<\/a><\/span><\/li>\n<li>Me: &#8220;There&#8217;s a new birth control pill called Yaz?&#8221;  Wife: &#8220;Well, now we know what they were doing upstairs at Eric&#8217;s.&#8221; <span class='footnote'><a href='http:\/\/twitter.com\/matthewbaldwin\/statuses\/1000879905'>Nov 11, 11:27 AM<\/a><\/span><\/li>\n<li>Eating grilled cheese sandwiches always fills me with nostalgia.  And grilled cheese sandwiches. <span class='footnote'><a href='http:\/\/twitter.com\/matthewbaldwin\/statuses\/1000961070'>Nov 11, 12:26 PM<\/a><\/span><\/li>\n<li>Conspicuously reading Catcher in the Rye at cafes to meet college girls didn&#8217;t pan out, so I&#8217;ll try reading Lolita at the Twilight premiere. <span class='footnote'><a href='http:\/\/twitter.com\/matthewbaldwin\/statuses\/1001098848'>Nov 11, 02:03 PM<\/a><\/span><\/li>\n<li>The great thing about having an emergency kit that consists solely of Otter Pops is that it really makes you excited for an emergency. <span class='footnote'><a href='http:\/\/twitter.com\/matthewbaldwin\/statuses\/1002445993'>Nov 12, 10:01 AM<\/a><\/span><\/li>\n<li>I am reliving my high school years.  Specifically the parts where I am frequently pulled over for speeding. <span class='footnote'><a href='http:\/\/twitter.com\/matthewbaldwin\/statuses\/1004061035'>Nov 13, 08:35 AM<\/a><\/span><\/li>\n<li>Heard Palin&#8217;s voice on the radio this morning.  It was like a bout of diarrhea 3 days after you thought you&#8217;d beaten the flu. <span class='footnote'><a href='http:\/\/twitter.com\/matthewbaldwin\/statuses\/1013775880'>Nov 19, 03:21 PM<\/a><\/span><\/li>\n<li>I selected the gmail theme &#8220;Lonely.&#8221;  It always puts &#8220;(13)&#8221; after &#8220;Inbox&#8221;. <span class='footnote'><a href='http:\/\/twitter.com\/matthewbaldwin\/statuses\/1015279555'>Nov 20, 12:03 PM<\/a><\/span><\/li>\n<li>Drop me a line if you want a Gmail invite, I have 94 left. <span class='footnote'><a href='http:\/\/twitter.com\/matthewbaldwin\/statuses\/1015368960'>Nov 20, 01:00 PM<\/a><\/span><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just saw a woman talking on two cell phones simultaneously while driving, one in her left hand, the other shoulder-pinned to her right ear. Not a joke. Nov 10, 04:42 PM Hopefully the &#8220;major character is replaced by a black man&#8221; thing will last longer for America than it did for Iron Man or Green [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[46],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3681","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tweets"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3681","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3681"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3681\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3681"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3681"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3681"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}