{"id":3700,"date":"2009-02-17T16:04:34","date_gmt":"2009-02-17T23:04:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=3700"},"modified":"2009-02-17T16:04:34","modified_gmt":"2009-02-17T23:04:34","slug":"the-secret","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2009\/02\/17\/the-secret\/","title":{"rendered":"The Secret"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p><b>Me<\/b>:  Hey, it&#8217;s February 17th<\/p>\n<p><b>The Queen<\/b>:  And?<\/p>\n<p><b>Me<\/b>: And it&#8217;s our wedding anniversary.<\/p>\n<p><b>The Queen<\/b>:  Oops.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>You know, I&#8217;m just going to assume that the &#8220;Oops&#8221; was in reference to her forgetting the date and not to her original decision to get hitched.<\/p>\n<p>In fact, I strongly suspect that such assumptions are how we&#8217;re remained together for eight years.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me: Hey, it&#8217;s February 17th The Queen: And? Me: And it&#8217;s our wedding anniversary. The Queen: Oops. You know, I&#8217;m just going to assume that the &#8220;Oops&#8221; was in reference to her forgetting the date and not to her original decision to get hitched. In fact, I strongly suspect that such assumptions are how we&#8217;re [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3700","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-queen"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3700","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3700"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3700\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3700"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3700"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3700"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}