{"id":3706,"date":"2009-04-03T23:27:23","date_gmt":"2009-04-04T06:27:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=3706"},"modified":"2009-04-03T23:27:23","modified_gmt":"2009-04-04T06:27:23","slug":"the-bad-review-revue-65","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2009\/04\/03\/the-bad-review-revue-65\/","title":{"rendered":"The Bad Review Revue"},"content":{"rendered":"

Confessions of a Shopaholic<\/b>: “If there is a single bright spot in the financial crisis, it is the possibility that one day producer Jerry Bruckheimer will run out of money.” — Jessica Reaves, CHICAGO TRIBUNE<\/a><\/p>\n

Paul Blark: Mall Cop<\/b>: “Looks like something stubbed out in an ashtray.” – Wesley Morris, BOSTON GLOBE<\/a\n\nStreet Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li<\/b>: “Proving that there’s no statute of limitations on lousy ideas, director Andrzej Bartkowiak\u00ef’s attempted franchise expansion returns to the Capcom motherlode that produced the worst movie in the entire Jean-Claude Van Damme filmography.” — Jim Ridley, VILLAGE VOICE<\/a><\/p>\n

Miss March<\/b>: “A sex comedy that appears to have been made by people who’ve never actually had sex.” — Ty Burr, BOSTON GLOBE<\/a><\/p>\n

Push<\/b>: “Never stops finding new ways to make no sense.” — Cliff Doerksen, CHICAGO READER<\/a><\/p>\n

Pink Panther 2<\/b>: Honestly, I don’t think any review, no matter how negative, could deter you from seeing this film more than this image:<\/p>\n

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