{"id":3745,"date":"2009-07-29T10:15:41","date_gmt":"2009-07-29T17:15:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=3745"},"modified":"2009-07-30T11:25:25","modified_gmt":"2009-07-30T18:25:25","slug":"due-for-a-refund","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2009\/07\/29\/due-for-a-refund\/","title":{"rendered":"Due for a Refund"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align='center'><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/XFGjLVnXHbA&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1&#038;\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/XFGjLVnXHbA&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1&#038;\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><\/embed><\/object><\/div>\n<p>All being a dad takes &#8220;is a few minutes&#8221;?  Man, I have been overpaying for <em>years<\/em>.  I hope they credit my account for the extra&#8211;I could use that time to learn the sousaphone or something.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>All being a dad takes &#8220;is a few minutes&#8221;? Man, I have been overpaying for years. I hope they credit my account for the extra&#8211;I could use that time to learn the sousaphone or something.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[40],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3745","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-squiggle"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3745","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3745"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3745\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3748,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3745\/revisions\/3748"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3745"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3745"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3745"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}