{"id":3750,"date":"2009-08-31T21:46:53","date_gmt":"2009-09-01T04:46:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=3750"},"modified":"2009-09-01T10:12:18","modified_gmt":"2009-09-01T17:12:18","slug":"projects","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2009\/08\/31\/projects\/","title":{"rendered":"Projects"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My New Year&#8217;s Resolution for 2009 was to &#8220;complete 12 projects&#8221;. In making the vow, I left &#8220;project&#8221; largely undefined&#8211;pretty much anything that I wanted to do and that would take a fair amount of effort qualified, as far as I was concerned. I chose twelve thinking that each would take me a few weeks, and I could therefore knock out one a month over the course of the year. <\/p>\n<p>Since work on these projects is largely response for my defective yeti hiatus, I thought I owed y&#8217;all an update on their progress.  Here they are in chronological order:<\/p>\n<p><b>Project 1<\/b> (January) &#8220;Day Trader&#8221;:  A two-player card game  I designed. I have been shopping it around to a few game companies but, as the typical response rate is 2-3 months, have only had it rejected twice so far.  Hopefully things will pick up in the latter half of the year and I will have it rejected three to four more times.  <b>Status<\/b>:  Complete (my mental definition of this project was &#8220;design the game&#8221;, with no thought toward what would happen to it afterward).<\/p>\n<p><b>Project 2<\/b> (February) &#8220;Janus&#8221;:  A short story I wrote and hope to soon publish on the web in a fairly unusual format.  <b>Status<\/b>:  Halfway done, but I won&#8217;t consider it complete until I actually publish.  Will do so by year&#8217;s end to ensure I get &#8220;credit&#8221; for it.<\/p>\n<p><b>Project 3<\/b> (March) &#8220;The Office &#8211; Personas&#8221;:  The <a href='http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=3709'>screenplay for The Office I wrote<\/a>.  I submitted it to the <a href='http:\/\/austinfilmfestival.com'>Austin Film Festival screenwriting competition<\/a>, where it was one of only 40 scripts that advanced to the second round.  It didn&#8217;t make it any farther, alas, but the second round was the best I could have hoped for what is essentially a &#8220;stunt script&#8221; (as they say in the business).  Yay me.  <b>Status<\/b>:  Completed.  And a big shout-out to <a href-'http:\/\/megorious.com\/wordsmith\/specs'>Ryan<\/a> who suggested I send the script to the Austin Film Festival.<\/p>\n<p><b>Project 4<\/b> (April) [redacted]:  A dumb, one-joke website I made anonymously, and that I am not publicizing here. But I had to teach myself some programming and css stuff to build it, so it was worth the effort.  <b>Status<\/b>:  Completed.<\/p>\n<p><b>Projects 5-7<\/b> (May-September) &#8220;Infinite Summer&#8221;:  A moderately clever idea that kind of turned into a big deal.  <a href='http:\/\/latimesblogs.latimes.com\/jacketcopy\/2009\/06\/infinite-summer.html'>Here&#8217;s me getting interviewed by the LA Times<\/a>, and <a href='http:\/\/www.time.com\/time\/specials\/packages\/article\/0,28804,1870628_1904492_1904480,00.html'>here we are getting namechecked by TIME Magazine<\/a>, etc.  The event is a crapload of fun and <em>Infinite Jest<\/em> is as amazing as rumored, but man-oh-mighty did this wind up being more work than I envisioned.  I decided to retroactively award myself three projects worth of credit for this one, as it has consumed an entire season of my free time.  If you haven&#8217;t been following along, please note that we are right now trying to decide the <a href='http:\/\/infinitesummer.org\/archives\/1592'>future of the project<\/a>, and I would love for more dy readers to get involved (especially those who waded through <a href='http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?cat=44'>Catch-22<\/a> and <a href='http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?cat=47'>Lolita<\/a> with me in years past). Don&#8217;t tell, but I&#8217;m 80% sure we will be reading <em>Dracula<\/em> in October.  <b>Status<\/b>:  Reading of <em>Infinite Jest<\/em> ends in three weeks, so completion seems certain barring a spectacular failure of some sort.  <\/p>\n<p><b>Project 8<\/b> (now):  I&#8217;d be a damned fool to launch a new project with I.S. still in full swing, but I may do so all the same.  For this one I am seeking lists&#8211;you know, like those that appear on <a href='http:\/\/www.mcsweeneys.net\/links\/lists\/'>McSweeney<\/a>.  If you&#8217;ve been carrying one around in your head and would like to help out, drop me a line.<\/p>\n<p>Other items on my todo list (i.e., writings that I have yet to complete, but that fall short of full &#8220;project&#8221; designation):  a humor piece for <a href='http:\/\/www.lets-panic.com\/'>Let&#8217;s Panic<\/a> (that dingo ad on the front page is mine, by the way), another print-and-play game review for <a href='http:\/\/jayisgames.com\/'>Jay is Games<\/a> (previously I did <a href='http:\/\/jayisgames.com\/archives\/2008\/08\/zombie_in_my_pocket.php'>Zombie in My Pocket<\/a>, something to The Morning News, and a week&#8217;s worth of posts here regarding the various television shows I have been devouring on DVDs.  Hell, maybe I&#8217;ll do that this week.  Stranger things have happened.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My New Year&#8217;s Resolution for 2009 was to &#8220;complete 12 projects&#8221;. 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