{"id":4010,"date":"2010-05-18T07:51:35","date_gmt":"2010-05-18T14:51:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=4010"},"modified":"2010-05-18T14:35:18","modified_gmt":"2010-05-18T21:35:18","slug":"i-find-it-kind-of-funny-i-find-it-kind-of-sad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2010\/05\/18\/i-find-it-kind-of-funny-i-find-it-kind-of-sad\/","title":{"rendered":"I Find It Kind of Funny, I Find It Kind of Sad"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A friend loaned me his copy of <a href='http:\/\/www.sega.com\/madworld\/us\/index.html'>MadWorld<\/a> for the Wii. Fun game, but ridiculously, comically, waaay-over-the-toply violent. If Congress ever sees this game they will outlaw pixels.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s so bad that I&#8217;ve been hiding it from my wife like porn, playing it only when she&#8217;s elsewhere in the house. Which has led to some awkward moments.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><tt>I frantically fumble with the remote control as The Queen enters the living room.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<b>The Queen<\/b><br \/>\n&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;What's with all the chainsaw noises and<br \/>\n&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;\"motherfuckers\" out here?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<b>Me<\/b><br \/>\n&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;YEAH SERIOUSLY HAHA THIS EPISODE OF<br \/>\n&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;THE MARRIAGE REF IS LIKE IN<em>SANE<\/em>...<\/tt><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A friend loaned me his copy of MadWorld for the Wii. Fun game, but ridiculously, comically, waaay-over-the-toply violent. If Congress ever sees this game they will outlaw pixels. It&#8217;s so bad that I&#8217;ve been hiding it from my wife like porn, playing it only when she&#8217;s elsewhere in the house. Which has led to some [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4010","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-storytelling","category-the-queen"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4010","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4010"}],"version-history":[{"count":13,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4010\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4023,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4010\/revisions\/4023"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4010"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4010"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4010"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}