{"id":4228,"date":"2010-11-25T16:09:49","date_gmt":"2010-11-25T23:09:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=4228"},"modified":"2010-11-28T16:11:09","modified_gmt":"2010-11-28T23:11:09","slug":"as-god-is-my-witness-i-thought-turkeys-could-fly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2010\/11\/25\/as-god-is-my-witness-i-thought-turkeys-could-fly\/","title":{"rendered":"As God Is My Witness, I Thought Turkeys Could Fly"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am thankful for nice people, of which my city has many.<\/p>\n<div align='center'><img src='\/images\/foundkeys.jpg'><\/div>\n<p>(<a href='\/2010\/11\/23\/fear-of-a-white-planet\/#lostkeys'>Backstory<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am thankful for nice people, of which my city has many. (Backstory)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4228","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4228","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4228"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4228\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4232,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4228\/revisions\/4232"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4228"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4228"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4228"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}