{"id":4235,"date":"2010-11-26T21:55:30","date_gmt":"2010-11-27T04:55:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=4235"},"modified":"2010-11-29T13:28:47","modified_gmt":"2010-11-29T20:28:47","slug":"try-them-and-you-may-i-say","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2010\/11\/26\/try-them-and-you-may-i-say\/","title":{"rendered":"Try Them And You May, I Say"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>H., my first cousin once removed (it took us 20 minutes and Wikipedia to figure that out), wanted to make movies over the Thanksgiving holiday. This seemed like a perfect opportunity to document my only skill: the speed reading of <em>Green Eggs &#038; Ham<\/em>.<\/p>\n<div align='center'>\n<div id=\"v9434\">\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.macromedia.com\/go\/getflashplayer\">Get the Flash Player<\/a> to see this video.\n<\/div>\n<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"https:\/\/media.dreamhost.com\/mp4\/swfobject.js\"><\/script><br \/>\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"> \nvar swf = new SWFObject(\"https:\/\/media.dreamhost.com\/mp4\/player.swf\", \"mpl\", \"480\", \"379\", 8);\nswf.addParam(\"allowfullscreen\", \"true\");\nswf.addParam(\"allowscriptaccess\", \"always\");\nswf.addVariable(\"file\", \"http:\/\/www.defectiveyeti.com\/greeneggsandham_480x360.flv\");\nswf.addVariable(\"image\", \"http:\/\/www.defectiveyeti.com\/greeneggsandham_480x360.jpeg\");\nswf.write(\"v9434\");\n<\/script><\/div>\n<p>That&#8217;s Squiggle next to me. The toddler is yet another relation, one who decided to spend the day wearing her new pink bicycle helmet. <\/p>\n<p>H. is behind the camera, but makes a guest appearance as Enormous Nose Mothership.  And yes, the video is flipped for some reason. Talk to the director.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>H., my first cousin once removed (it took us 20 minutes and Wikipedia to figure that out), wanted to make movies over the Thanksgiving holiday. This seemed like a perfect opportunity to document my only skill: the speed reading of Green Eggs &#038; Ham. Get the Flash Player to see this video. That&#8217;s Squiggle next [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[40],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4235","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-squiggle"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4235","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4235"}],"version-history":[{"count":21,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4235\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4260,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4235\/revisions\/4260"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4235"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4235"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4235"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}