{"id":4274,"date":"2010-11-30T14:32:35","date_gmt":"2010-11-30T21:32:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=4274"},"modified":"2010-11-30T14:58:34","modified_gmt":"2010-11-30T21:58:34","slug":"fifteen-more-of-my-forum-comments-taken-out-of-context","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2010\/11\/30\/fifteen-more-of-my-forum-comments-taken-out-of-context\/","title":{"rendered":"Fifteen More of My Online Forum Comments, Taken out of Context"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Idea: The &#8220;It Gets Cheddar&#8221; project for the lactose intolerant.<\/li>\n<p><\/p>\n<li>I was a fan of those breasts back in <em>Firefly<\/em>. Before they like sold out, man.<\/li>\n<p><\/p>\n<li>As they have done with other products, Apple will release a newer, smaller version of the iPad every year. By 2017 they will be selling fanboys first generation iPhones for $499.<\/li>\n<p><\/p>\n<li>60% of the world&#8217;s population is me and Asians.<\/li>\n<p><\/p>\n<li>I love that Fox News has somehow turned into a fictional TV station as seen on <em>Max Headroom<\/em>.<\/li>\n<p><\/p>\n<li>These baby carrots are way too big. They are not <em>even<\/em> baby carrots. They are like adolescent carrots with a hormonal imbalance.<\/li>\n<p><\/p>\n<li>I have AB negative and those blood center fuckers would drain me of every drop if they could.<\/li>\n<p><\/p>\n<li>you go back in time. The first rule of Paradox Club is that you can&#8217;t actually change anything when<\/li>\n<p><\/p>\n<li>&#8220;Artichoke Dip&#8221; isn&#8217;t really one of the seven deadly sins, I was just yankin&#8217; your chain on that one.<\/li>\n<p><\/p>\n<li>What has a long neck and holds 1.5 liters of wine? A ciraffe.<\/li>\n<p><\/p>\n<li>Bad: I just realized that there was a misspelled word on the resume I submitted last week. Worse: The misspelled word is the name of the company where I currently work. Worse still: It is also the name of the company to which I am applying, as this is an internal application.<\/li>\n<p><\/p>\n<li>I would love to play Settlers of Catan with Bill Murray and Meryl Streep and George Clooney and afterward seduce one or more of the three.<\/li>\n<p><\/p>\n<li>Novelty tattoos: the gag gift you can&#8217;t throw away.<\/li>\n<p><\/p>\n<li>Can you imagine if you actually gave birth to a bacon baby? I mean, you&#8217;d love it like any child. But the temptation &#8230;<\/li>\n<p><\/p>\n<li>Robin Found Dead on Doorstep of Wayne Manor<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>See also:  <a href='http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/2007\/11\/13\/seven-of-my-online-forum-images-taken-out-of-context\/'>Seven Of My Online Forum Images, Taken Out Of Context<\/a>, <a href='http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/2007\/08\/09\/fifteen-of-my-online-forum-comments-taken-out-of-context\/'>Fifteen Of My Online Forum Comments, Taken Out Of Context<\/a>, <a href='http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/2006\/03\/02\/fifteen-of-my-metafilter-comments-taken-out-of-context\/'>Fifteen Of My Metafilter Comments, Taken Out Of Context<\/a>.<\/p>\n<div align='center'><img src='\/images\/catman.jpg'><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Idea: The &#8220;It Gets Cheddar&#8221; project for the lactose intolerant. I was a fan of those breasts back in Firefly. Before they like sold out, man. As they have done with other products, Apple will release a newer, smaller version of the iPad every year. By 2017 they will be selling fanboys first generation iPhones [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4274","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lists"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4274","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4274"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4274\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4289,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4274\/revisions\/4289"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4274"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4274"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4274"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}