{"id":4307,"date":"2010-12-09T08:23:23","date_gmt":"2010-12-09T15:23:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=4307"},"modified":"2010-12-09T15:43:52","modified_gmt":"2010-12-09T22:43:52","slug":"the-most-important-meal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2010\/12\/09\/the-most-important-meal\/","title":{"rendered":"The Most Important Thing of the Things We Eat"},"content":{"rendered":"

This morning I made French Toast Surprise. Here is the recipe:<\/p>\n

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  1. In a large mixing bowl, beat 4 eggs. Add 3\/4 cup milk, 3 Tbsp. brown sugar, and 1 tsp. nutmeg; stir well to combine.<\/li>\n
  2. Soak bread slices in the egg mixture until saturated.<\/li>\n
  3. Heat a lightly oiled griddle or frying pan over medium high heat. Brown on both sides.<\/li>\n
  4. Accidentally sprinkle slices liberally with ground cumin instead of cinnamon and serve. SURPRISE!<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    Also, I have been ordering my eggs “over medium” in restaurants for like 25 years now, and have never once received eggs that were over medium. I presume this is because the cooks are frantically Googleing the recipe back in the kitchen and coming up empty. Let’s rectify that now:<\/p>\n

    \nHow to Cook Eggs Over Medium<\/u><\/b><\/p>\n

    Cook eggs over easy. Then keep cooking them. Then stop. If they become over hard, you have gone too far.<\/p>\n

    Search keywords<\/B>: “eggs”, “egg”, “fried eggs”, “fried”, “fry”, “eggs fried over medium”, “eggs over medium”, “over medium”, “medium”, “breakfast”, “asshole customer”.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    This morning I made French Toast Surprise. Here is the recipe: In a large mixing bowl, beat 4 eggs. Add 3\/4 cup milk, 3 Tbsp. brown sugar, and 1 tsp. nutmeg; stir well to combine. Soak bread slices in the egg mixture until saturated. Heat a lightly oiled griddle or frying pan over medium high […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4307","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-great-ideas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4307","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4307"}],"version-history":[{"count":16,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4307\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4323,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4307\/revisions\/4323"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4307"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4307"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4307"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}