{"id":4488,"date":"2011-02-17T10:12:40","date_gmt":"2011-02-17T17:12:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=4488"},"modified":"2011-02-17T10:23:23","modified_gmt":"2011-02-17T17:23:23","slug":"opportunity-missed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2011\/02\/17\/opportunity-missed\/","title":{"rendered":"Opportunity Missed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div align='center'><img src='\/images\/girlscoutcookies.gif'><\/div>\n<p>Seriously, though:  how are these <em>not<\/em> named &#8220;shortbread&#8221;, &#8220;samoas&#8221;, etc.?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; Seriously, though: how are these not named &#8220;shortbread&#8221;, &#8220;samoas&#8221;, etc.?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4488","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-observations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4488","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4488"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4488\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4492,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4488\/revisions\/4492"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4488"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4488"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4488"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}