{"id":4517,"date":"2011-03-01T04:00:50","date_gmt":"2011-03-01T11:00:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=4517"},"modified":"2011-03-12T09:01:37","modified_gmt":"2011-03-12T16:01:37","slug":"this-is-caillou","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2011\/03\/01\/this-is-caillou\/","title":{"rendered":"THIS IS CAILLOU!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Squig and I were watching <a href='http:\/\/pbskids.org\/caillou\/'>Caillou<\/a> this morning. <em>Caillou<\/em> is a Canadian kid&#8217;s show that teaches children that sharing is important, and teaches parents that their child is nowhere near as totally fucking annoying as he could be.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, at one point I got up from the couch and used the bathroom. When I returned a few minutes later, this was frozen on the screen:<\/p>\n<div align='center'><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/matthewbaldwin\/5472125884\/\" title=\"IMG_1003 by Matthew Baldwin, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/farm6.static.flickr.com\/5175\/5472125884_f0c418fd5a.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" alt=\"IMG_1003\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Huh. I mean, I&#8217;m all for updating these children&#8217;s shows to make them palatable to a modern audience, but that&#8217;s a little extreme.<\/p>\n<p>On the other hand, this form of conflict resolution seems considerably more efficient than any I&#8217;ve seen promoted by PBS in the past. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Squig and I were watching Caillou this morning. Caillou is a Canadian kid&#8217;s show that teaches children that sharing is important, and teaches parents that their child is nowhere near as totally fucking annoying as he could be. Anyway, at one point I got up from the couch and used the bathroom. When I returned [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[40],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4517","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-squiggle"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4517","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4517"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4517\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4619,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4517\/revisions\/4619"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4517"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4517"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4517"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}