{"id":4636,"date":"2011-03-21T21:41:17","date_gmt":"2011-03-22T04:41:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=4636"},"modified":"2011-03-21T21:59:03","modified_gmt":"2011-03-22T04:59:03","slug":"shall-remain-nameless","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2011\/03\/21\/shall-remain-nameless\/","title":{"rendered":"Shall Remain Nameless"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Me<\/b>: Sorry, what&#8217;s your name again?<\/p>\n<p><b>Him<\/b>:  You&#8217;ve forgotten my name?<\/p>\n<p><b>Me<\/b>: Yes. But don&#8217;t take it personally. I mean, I totally remember you. I am just terrible with names. The worst. <\/p>\n<p><b>Him<\/b>: Okay.<\/p>\n<p><b>Me<\/b>: And not only the names of people, either. Geographic names. Street names. Can&#8217;t remember them, any of them.<\/p>\n<p><b>Him<\/b>: Okay.<\/p>\n<p><b>Me<\/b>: And also figures. Like, if you were to ask me the population of Seattle, I would probably be off by an order of magnitude. No good with them. And also dates.<\/p>\n<p><b>Him<\/b>: So: facts. You are unable to remember facts.<\/p>\n<p><b>Me<\/b>: See, this is why I remember you. Your perspicacity.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me: Sorry, what&#8217;s your name again? Him: You&#8217;ve forgotten my name? Me: Yes. But don&#8217;t take it personally. I mean, I totally remember you. I am just terrible with names. The worst. Him: Okay. Me: And not only the names of people, either. Geographic names. Street names. Can&#8217;t remember them, any of them. Him: Okay. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4636","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-conversations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4636","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4636"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4636\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4645,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4636\/revisions\/4645"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4636"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4636"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4636"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}