{"id":4796,"date":"2011-06-13T13:46:07","date_gmt":"2011-06-13T20:46:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=4796"},"modified":"2011-06-13T14:03:26","modified_gmt":"2011-06-13T21:03:26","slug":"seriously-dog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2011\/06\/13\/seriously-dog\/","title":{"rendered":"Seriously, Dog"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>NPR&#8217;s <em>Morning Edition<\/em> carried a story about <a href='http:\/\/www.npr.org\/2011\/06\/06\/136921303\/think-twice-before-reaching-for-a-caffeine-boost?ps=cprs'>the boom in energy drinks and their offspring<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The latest caffeine product takes a new form: It&#8217;s a stamp-sized gel sheet that dissolves in the mouth like a breath freshener. The product, called Sheets, is sort of like an energy drink without the water. A promotional video shows NBA star LeBron James, in black and white, placing a bright red gel strip on his tongue.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>LeBron James? Why didn&#8217;t they get Isiah Whitlock, Jr. as a spokeman&#8211;he would have been <em>perfect<\/em> for this!<\/p>\n<div align='center'><img src='\/images\/sheets.jpg'><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>NPR&#8217;s Morning Edition carried a story about the boom in energy drinks and their offspring: The latest caffeine product takes a new form: It&#8217;s a stamp-sized gel sheet that dissolves in the mouth like a breath freshener. The product, called Sheets, is sort of like an energy drink without the water. A promotional video shows [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4796","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-great-ideas"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4796","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4796"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4796\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4805,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4796\/revisions\/4805"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4796"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4796"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4796"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}