{"id":4825,"date":"2011-06-20T11:18:55","date_gmt":"2011-06-20T18:18:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=4825"},"modified":"2011-06-21T13:51:31","modified_gmt":"2011-06-21T20:51:31","slug":"autosarcophagy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2011\/06\/20\/autosarcophagy\/","title":{"rendered":"Autosarcophagy"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align='center'><a href=\"http:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/matthewbaldwin\/5853826567\/\" title=\"WP_000200 by Matthew Baldwin, on Flickr\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/farm3.static.flickr.com\/2574\/5853826567_a6094a956a.jpg\" width=\"500\" height=\"375\" alt=\"WP_000200\"><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Oh my god, what a horrifying dilemma that must be for them.  &#8220;I have the munchies so bad &#8230; and I&#8217;m <em>delicious!<\/em>&#8220;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh my god, what a horrifying dilemma that must be for them. &#8220;I have the munchies so bad &#8230; and I&#8217;m delicious!&#8220;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4825","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-observations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4825","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4825"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4825\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4827,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4825\/revisions\/4827"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4825"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4825"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4825"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}