{"id":5332,"date":"2012-01-27T13:34:23","date_gmt":"2012-01-27T20:34:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=5332"},"modified":"2012-01-28T13:41:17","modified_gmt":"2012-01-28T20:41:17","slug":"and-then-there-were-nine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2012\/01\/27\/and-then-there-were-nine\/","title":{"rendered":"And Then There Were Nine"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The little finger on my right hand still hurts, more than a week after I bent it backward in a sledding accident. I am beginning to think I should see a doctor. But, when they ask &#8220;reason for visit&#8221;, I don&#8217;t know if I can bring myself to say &#8220;pinky&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Also, if it atrophies and falls off, I am totally going to tell people I was in the Yakuza. This possibility is factoring into my decision more than it probably should.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The little finger on my right hand still hurts, more than a week after I bent it backward in a sledding accident. I am beginning to think I should see a doctor. But, when they ask &#8220;reason for visit&#8221;, I don&#8217;t know if I can bring myself to say &#8220;pinky&#8221;. Also, if it atrophies and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5332","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-storytelling"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5332","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5332"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5332\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5336,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5332\/revisions\/5336"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5332"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5332"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5332"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}