{"id":5504,"date":"2012-03-21T11:41:43","date_gmt":"2012-03-21T18:41:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=5504"},"modified":"2012-05-02T15:39:19","modified_gmt":"2012-05-02T22:39:19","slug":"numero-uno","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2012\/03\/21\/numero-uno\/","title":{"rendered":"Numero Uno"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Me<\/b>: You taught yourself to play guitar?<\/p>\n<p><b>A<\/b>: In college. I wanted to impress girls.<\/p>\n<p><b>Me<\/b>: Ah. You had an ulterior motive.<\/p>\n<p><b>A<\/b>: Not really.<\/p>\n<p><b>Me<\/b>: But you learned guitar specifically to impress girls.<\/p>\n<p><b>A<\/b>: In college, &#8220;wanting to impress girls&#8221; is the <em>primary<\/em> motive for learning guitar. An example of an ulterior motive would be, &#8220;and I thought I&#8217;d enjoy playing guitar&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me: You taught yourself to play guitar? A: In college. I wanted to impress girls. Me: Ah. You had an ulterior motive. A: Not really. Me: But you learned guitar specifically to impress girls. A: In college, &#8220;wanting to impress girls&#8221; is the primary motive for learning guitar. An example of an ulterior motive would [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5504","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-conversations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5504","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5504"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5504\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5584,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5504\/revisions\/5584"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5504"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5504"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5504"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}