{"id":5671,"date":"2012-05-15T13:01:33","date_gmt":"2012-05-15T20:01:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=5671"},"modified":"2012-05-15T13:53:13","modified_gmt":"2012-05-15T20:53:13","slug":"e-sheep","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2012\/05\/15\/e-sheep\/","title":{"rendered":"E-Sheep"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been entering CAPTCHAs on a website and receiving nothing but errors.<\/p>\n<div style='text-alignment: center'><img src='https:\/\/www.defectiveyeti.com\/images\/captcharachel.png'><\/div>\n<p>My assumption, after the third failure, was that the CAPTCHA system was screwy. But now, after 10, I&#8217;m in the midst of a full-blown existential crisis. Like, maybe I <em>can&#8217;t<\/em> read CAPTCHAs. Maybe this is a Rachael-in-Blade-Runner scenario.  <\/p>\n<p>Hahaha, but that&#8217;s ridiculous. I mean, some of you have memories of me as a child. Right? Memories of me as a child? Anyone?<\/p>\n<p>Also, have you ever listened to an mp3 CAPTCHA? It sounds like <a href='http:\/\/www.defectiveyeti.com\/audiocaptcha.mp3'>The Ring: The Novelization: The Audiobook<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been entering CAPTCHAs on a website and receiving nothing but errors. My assumption, after the third failure, was that the CAPTCHA system was screwy. But now, after 10, I&#8217;m in the midst of a full-blown existential crisis. Like, maybe I can&#8217;t read CAPTCHAs. Maybe this is a Rachael-in-Blade-Runner scenario. Hahaha, but that&#8217;s ridiculous. I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[56,55],"class_list":["post-5671","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-misc","tag-bladerunner","tag-captcha"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5671","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5671"}],"version-history":[{"count":21,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5671\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5692,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5671\/revisions\/5692"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5671"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5671"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5671"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}