{"id":6087,"date":"2013-07-20T13:30:19","date_gmt":"2013-07-20T20:30:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=6087"},"modified":"2013-07-20T14:24:07","modified_gmt":"2013-07-20T21:24:07","slug":"if-you-give-a-wombat-a-wedgie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2013\/07\/20\/if-you-give-a-wombat-a-wedgie\/","title":{"rendered":"If You Give a Wombat a Wedgie"},"content":{"rendered":"<div align='center'>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p>I\u2019m so bored. I wish I had a video of Kevin Rose throwing a raccoon down a flight of stairs or somethi\u2014oh here we go <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/EwmUVkJNif\">http:\/\/t.co\/EwmUVkJNif<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Andy Baio (@waxpancake) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/waxpancake\/statuses\/358656795868270592\">July 20, 2013<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/waxpancake\">@waxpancake<\/a> can you find a video of Rob Malda punching a dolphin to round it out?<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Matt Haughey (@mathowie) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mathowie\/statuses\/358658165237227520\">July 20, 2013<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mathowie\">@mathowie<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/waxpancake\">@waxpancake<\/a>: I have audio of Christopher Poole giving a wedgie to a wombat, if that helps.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Matthew Baldwin (@matthewbaldwin) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/matthewbaldwin\/statuses\/358660457759916032\">July 20, 2013<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/matthewbaldwin\">@matthewbaldwin<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/waxpancake\">@waxpancake<\/a> Current status: uploading Vine of me belittling a llama.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Matt Haughey (@mathowie) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mathowie\/statuses\/358663131871981570\">July 20, 2013<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mathowie\">@mathowie<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/waxpancake\">@waxpancake<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/YJMBeGfAaG\">pic.twitter.com\/YJMBeGfAaG<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Matthew Baldwin (@matthewbaldwin) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/matthewbaldwin\/statuses\/358665661079240704\">July 20, 2013<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019m so bored. I wish I had a video of Kevin Rose throwing a raccoon down a flight of stairs or somethi\u2014oh here we go http:\/\/t.co\/EwmUVkJNif &mdash; Andy Baio (@waxpancake) July 20, 2013 @waxpancake can you find a video of Rob Malda punching a dolphin to round it out? &mdash; Matt Haughey (@mathowie) July 20, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[46],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6087","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tweets"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6087","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6087"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6087\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6091,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6087\/revisions\/6091"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6087"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6087"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6087"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}