{"id":6213,"date":"2013-10-19T16:36:40","date_gmt":"2013-10-19T23:36:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/?p=6213"},"modified":"2013-10-21T16:37:14","modified_gmt":"2013-10-21T23:37:14","slug":"my-so-serious","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/2013\/10\/19\/my-so-serious\/","title":{"rendered":"My So Serious?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here is a candid shot of my son:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/64.media.tumblr.com\/7c7dcf0486bc7279a9ea0975fea03d84\/tumblr_inline_muzxhdg8Bm1rohpb2.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>And here is posed photograph, taken seconds later:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/64.media.tumblr.com\/e7801b714c6ad322a9e855e4130956c1\/tumblr_inline_muzxjtCUlC1rohpb2.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>As you can see, he has mastered the art of saying \u201ccheese\u201d without smiling.<\/p>\n<p>Worse, we accidentally trained him to associated cameras with the saying of \u201ccheese\u201d rather than with smiling, so the face above is what appears in everything from school photos to pictures with Santa Claus.<\/p>\n<p>It is a real problem but not one without a solution, as he demonstrated one afternoon by running into the kitchen like this:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/64.media.tumblr.com\/667d57cce6099ef36eef9847951f657f\/tumblr_inline_muzxnclAPx1rohpb2.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here is a candid shot of my son: And here is posed photograph, taken seconds later: As you can see, he has mastered the art of saying \u201ccheese\u201d without smiling. Worse, we accidentally trained him to associated cameras with the saying of \u201ccheese\u201d rather than with smiling, so the face above is what appears in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[68],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6213","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-a-month-of-son"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6213","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6213"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6213\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6214,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6213\/revisions\/6214"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6213"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6213"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/defectiveyeti.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6213"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}