Movies: Startup.com and Moulin Rouge

Saw both Startup.com and Moulin Rouge this weekend, and much preferred the former to the latter. Start.com is a documentary about two ambitious young entrepreneurs who decide to start a Internet-based business during the heyday of the “Dotcom revolution”. Now, having gone through the dotcom wringer myself (I spent three years at Amazon, starting in 1999), I expected to find little of interested here, but focus of the film isn’t on the operation of the business but of the hopes, dreams and schemes of the founders. In fact, the first half of the film takes place even before the company gets off the ground, showing the two guys hustling for VC (Venture Capital) and fantasizing about being billionaires. By the time they finally scrape together the necessary funds and launch their site (the now defunct govworks.com — uh, I kinda gave away the ending, there), they are already getting trounced by a competitor and at each other’s throats.

I don’t know what the arrangement was between the founders and the documentarians, but the filmmakers are present at some very personal meetings and critical junctures. But the portrait painted of the two men, while sympathetic, doesn’t pull many punches: we not only see them at the top of their game, but also at their most arrogant, irrational and stubborn. It’s the focus on the people. and the well-rounded approach at presenting them, that make this one of the best documentary’s I’ve seen in a spell.

Moulin Rouge, on the other hand, I could have done without. Now, I should begin by saying that had I seen it in a crowded theater I would undoubtedly have a much more favorable opinion. But watching it, alone with my wife on a tiny TV screen, the whole thing seems a bit gaudy (which I guess was the point, but still). Despite the fact that the film is set in 1900, the entire story is told via contemporary songs: Madonna, Nirvana, The Beatles, etc. I had known this in advance and the whole thing sounded a little silly to me, but while watching it I found myself ultimately disappointed at how few songs they actually used. Really, if you’re going to build a movie around a gimmick like that, better to go whole hog, I say. The remainder of the plot — which was so dog-eyed that they essentially parody themselves within the film — was too campy to take seriously and too maudlin to laugh at. And I have long known that I had a violent aversion to any live-action film which employs cartoon sound effects.

I though Moulin Rouge was moderately entertaining, but I’d stop shy of recommending it. But how it got nominated for Best Motion Picture, while Startup.com was overlooked in the category of “Best Documentary” is beyond me.

Disclaimer

How odd is it that, when something extraordinary happens in the US, all Americans can do is talk about what movie the event was most like? Folks were so prone to describing September 11th in cinematic terms that the The Onion even parodied the trend. Now, today, I see talk show where audience members get into a heated discussion over whether this horrific hit-and-run accident were more like I Know What You Did Last Summer or Misery. Is this a result of the line between reality and fiction being constantly blurred by reality tv and Blair Witch-style mockumentaries? Or have we, as a nation, simply lost the ability to describe things verbally, and must therefore resort to someone else’s visuals?

Soon all actual events will disclaim “This is a work of reality. Any similarity to fictional persons or events is entirely coincidental.”

The Bad Review Revue

The Bad Review Revue.

[Dragonfly] “As the movie dragged on, I thought I heard a mysterious voice, and felt myself powerfully drawn toward the light — the light of the exit sign. I have returned from the beyond to warn you: this movie is 90 minutes long, and life is too short.” A. O. Scott, NEW YORK TIMES

“40 Days and 40 Nights is so eyeball-gougingly awful that you’re tempted to give up movies for Lent. Lou Lumenick, NY POST

“John Q is the kind of movie Mad magazine prays for.” Roger Ebert, CHICAGO SUN TIMES

“The only good thing to come out of Rollerball is the boon it gives the porn industry in terms of another ready-made title to spoof.” Marc SAvlov, AUSTIN CHRONICLE

[Crossroads]

MaryAnn Johanson, THE FILM PHILOSOPHER

Supermarket Sweep

It’s interesting how sometimes people set out to accomplish a goal in a very specific way, but end up accomplishing the goal in an entirely unexpected manner. A great example of this happened recently on the tv show Supermarket Sweep. One of the contestants was trying to bulk up the overall total of merchandise he grabbed during his “Sweep” by putting as many garden hoses into his … what? It’s called “Supermarket Sweep.” Yeah, it’s a show, a game show. I dunno what station, some cable channel like the Game Show Station or something.

Anyhow, the guy was grabbing the garden hoses and trying to put them in his cart, but he bumped his cart and it started rolling down the aisle. Since he had his arms full with the hoses he couldn’t stop the cart, so he … yeah I watched this show. There was nothing else on. It was, like, this or COPS. Sure I have cable, but they just show crap on all the stations, it doesn’t matter how many channels you have. No, this wasn’t “crap,” it was interesting. It was!

So the cart starts rolling down the aisle, and the guy drops .. listen dude, it was a good show. It was. It was interesting. The people, like, run all over this Supermarket, and the host stands in the produce section and asks them — stop laughing you jerk! It’s a good show!

Screw you, never mind. Asshole.

Index of Evil

Bush Releases 2002 "Index of Evil"

After weeks of intense lobbying by congressional Democrats, President Bush today released the 2002 Index of Evil, a comprehensive list of everything that the President has declared Evil in the last 12-months. Bush has publicly mentioned some of the Evildoers since the War On Evil began some six months ago, but members of Congress have insisted that they be given access to the entire list. Many of the names and items on the 3-page handwritten document were expected, such as "Osama bin Laden", "Tom Daschle" and "Losing Your Car Keys", but entries such as "Lilac Scented Soap" came as a surprise. Bush noted that the items are not necessary listed "in order of Evilness," but that "Rhubarb Pie" was "not in the #1 spot by accident."

Other instances of Evil (and their accompanying notes) included:

  • "Taliban"
  • "New Linkin Park video -- Linkin Park sux!!!!!"
  • "Anthrax"
  • "Recession"
  • "That French ice skating judge"
  • "Terrorism"
  • "Terrorists"
  • "Bette Midler"
  • "Cheating At Yahtzee -- you know who I mean Dick!!"
  • "40 Days and 40 Nights -- they showd all the funny scenes in the commercials"
  • "Iraq"
  • "Ham Sandwich I got Larry's Market, last Wensday -- Lettuce was totally wilty!!"

When asked by reporters why "Enron" had not made the list, Mr. Bush hastily jotted the failed company's name on the bottom of page three and said "Evil."

Sense of Security

I feel very safe in my work building, because we have a vigilant security officer in our lobby. I’ll often see him scrutinize people as they enter the premises. He doesn’t give everyone the twice-over, just a few select individuals who he must adjudge to be more of a security threat than others. I’m not sure exactly what kind of profiling technique he’s using, but I have noticed that the vast majority of those he examines are blond, attractive females in their twenties.