Today I write about copyright law and The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen over at The Morning News.
By the way, this article contains the conjunction “contrawise,” which I hereby declare to be a Real Word. Please begin using it forthwith.
Update: I am now a Contributing Writer for The Morning News.
Email exchange. Warning: contains a laughably minor plot spoiler for the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen. (The book, that is; judging from the LXG preview the film contains no subtlety whatsoever.)
Phrase of the Day: “newly-heaving bosoms”
Great article but where is Mighty Mouse? What’s a league of extraordinary rodents without mighty mouse!? Aside from that, one extra point and a minor correction regarding LXG. First the correction… in your comment above you mentioned that she goes by mina harker until the fourth book. This is a typo I’m guessing. She went by murray (her maiden name) to keep the secret. Harker would have given it away from the beginning. As for Dorian Gray, the movie poster labels him as “an immortal” so I’m guessing they’ve stretched his ability from remaining young (while the portrait decays) to being flat-out bullet proof. Each character is labeled: A Hunter (Quartermain), A Rogue (Invisible Man, A Beast (Dr. Jekyll), A Scientist (Nemo), A Spy (“Agent Sawyer”), A Vampire (Mina), and an Immortal (Dorian Gray). Also, the plot synopsis from the official website bears no resemblance to the plot of the comic and IMDB has no credit for a Fu Manchu so unfortunately this is a complete rewrite or perhaps new episode. Incidentally, this was pulled from the IMDB trivia page for LXG – “Due to rights issues, the name of the Invisible Man has been changed from Dr. Hawley Griffin in the original H.G. Wells novel.” It would be interesting to know the specifics on that.
Not really appropriate to this posting, but I’m glad I wasn’t the only one horrified by the “we clicked on our first date” guy from 07/09. Kinda puts all the bad dates I’ve been on in perspective.
Ah, but “contrawise” *is* a word. Sure, you won’t find it in Webster’s, but (to my knowledge) it was made up by Lewis Carroll. Tweedledum and Tweedledee say it in “Through the Looking Glass”.
just wanted to say your article made it to slashdot, congrats! or something :D like i’m not sure this is something you celebrate, cuz you’re already published, but it is pretty cool! like going platinum or something :D
I think Lewis Carroll used “contrariwise”.
*quickly checks the book*
Yup, Tweedledee in Chapter IV, Through the Looking-Glass and What Alice Found There.
I humbly accept your nomination for dork of the weekend.
Hahahaha
Nuts to being sucesfully published! REAL writing cred is mesured buy slashdotation!
Great article by the way.
Mighty Mouse will have to save the League of Extraordinary Rodents until the other members can join.
But he’s not a good example of rodents that are not in the public domain, as some of his films are in the public domain. I specifically see many references to “Wolf! Wolf!” being PD. But it is necessary to ensure to obtain as source material one of the PD films where MM is using the operatic style. It’s much better to show him singing, rather than the original style.
Just a quick note to let you know (for the people who haven’t checked eldred.cc lately) that, as of June 25th, the Eldred Act has become HR 2601, a proper bill introduced on the House floor. The next step on this adventure is to write your US House Rep and give ’em the nudge.
Definitely a great article, btw.
I know of your legendary inability to spell but what kind of a geek are you, mbaldwin?!?!? It’s “Quatermain,” not “Quartermain.” Poor Alan Moore and H. Rider Haggard must be sooooo disappointed.
“Due to rights issues, the name of the Invisible Man has been changed from Dr. Hawley Griffin in the original H.G. Wells novel.”
Rights issues, nothin’. I’ll bet it’s because the pronunciation of ‘Hawley’ gives publicists the vapours.
Danger Mouse!
Great article. But check out this story in today’s LA Times. It includes this: “Fox couldn’t get the film rights to all of Moore and O’Neill’s characters, so The Invisible Man is now known as An Invisible Man, and a Fu Manchu character was dropped.” Hollywood operates by a different set of rules. It doesn’t acknowledge that the public domain exists, even when it would benefit from it.
— Bret
“While the Nicaraguan army’s new recruits were susceptible to such tactics, the more seasoned troops were too Contrawise to be so duped.”
The Invisible Man changed to An Invisible Man? Why not just call him Another Invisible Man or Invisible Man 1138? If they really want to avoid rights issues, they should title him The Invizabuhl Man. Or MC Invizabuhl.
All I can say is, when I read “SBCEA” my mind responded with “sebaceous,” i.e. greasy, which is pretty much how I’ve felt about Sonny Bono since 1965. How fitting that he should be immortalized with this handy acronym.
And how can any halfway literate citizen of the world fail to recognize the name “Mina Harker,” for chrissakes?
I am looking forward to catching the flick this weekend, by the by. Looks like fun to me.
i saw both “LXG” and “PotC” over the weekend, and of the two the latter was better! so score for disney :D
LXG didn’t seem half as bad as the reviews make it out to be. Maybe I’m a little forgiving towards this type of movie, though. Most movies these days with any attempt at literary allusion seem quite content to rehash the old story with fresh actors and big-budget special effects. LXG is at least an original piece of work that borrows tastefully. Sure, it feels a bit contrived, but if you can’t let go of yourself enough to enjoy 2 hours of silliness that probably takes itself too seriously, you shouldn’t go to movies.
BTW, anyone who doesn’t immediately get the Mina (Murray) Harker reference will probably be just as lost when the movie hits them over the head with it. They almost deserve to have it spoiled. ;)