- Walk briskly to cafeteria at lunchtime.
- Purchase large salad and roll.
- Eat roll while walking back to office.
- Throw salad away untouched at the end of the work day.
- Find self inexplicably hungry in evening and order pizza.
It really works–in January alone I got rid of nearly 8 pounds! Of salad!!
You inspire me.
Put bacon on the salad.
No, no, no! The bacon goes on the ROLL!
Besides, you’re supposed to be eating out of the vending machine!