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Bad Review Revue
[Men In Black II] “If it isn’t the worst sequel ever made, it’s only because it has too much competition” — David Edelstein, SLATE
“If Mr. Deeds is an Everyman, then the Everyman of today is a boorish jackass.” — Maitland McDonagh, TV GUIDE
[Like Mike] “There’s no excuse to come within a hundred feet of a screen playing this monstrosity of a movie.” — Michael Dequin, FILM THREAT
“One regards Reign of Fire with awe. What a vast enterprise has been marshaled in the service of such a minute idea. Incredulity is our companion, and it is twofold: We cannot believe what happens in the movie, and we cannot believe that the movie was made.” — Roger Ebert, CHICAGO SUN-TIMES
[The Crocodile Hunter] “If you have to ask why this sucks, you deserve to waste your money.” — Peter Travers, ROLLING STONE
Peter Travers Bonus Quote, Regarding Sum of All Fears: “How the hell did Ben Affleck, 29, wind up replacing Harrison Ford, 59, as our hero? Chronology hasn’t been this royally fucked since Memento.”