Oh hey: talking about pastimes I created and the mellifluous word “fucker” reminded me that I invented the most addictive Internet game of all time, although, for some unfathomable reason, it has failed to catch on as of yet. Remember Googlewhacking, where you would try and find two words which, when entered into Google, would result in only a single hit? Yeah, well my soon-to-be-insanely-popular meme is exactly like that, except totally different. Now the goal is to find a Googlefucker: a two word phrase in the form “_______ fucker” which, when entered into Google (enclosed in quotation marks), results in only one hit. Like, you know, “sofa fucker” or “toothpaste fucker”.
Try it. This is gonna be the Next Big Internet Craze, and you’ll wanna get in on the ground floor. Not only is it a great way to waste time, but you’ll also have a blast trying to explain to your wife why, when she typed ma into Google, Internet Explorer helpfully suggested “mango fucker” as a completion.
Also, while I don’t wish to brag, I would be remiss not to mention: “tea fucker”, “drum fucker”, “bamboo fucker” and “bassoon fucker”.
“algebra fucker”. Heh. The single result is this fascinating piece of web art.
“calendar fucker” I’m assuming you don’t count the paid links that pop up.
“yeti fucker” is another good one.
Damn! Scooped on “yeti”.
All I can get is the extremely lame “keyboard fucker”.
Bleh.
I claim a, er, Googlefuck on “Bacon fucker”.
Mmm, nice!
A friend of mine pointed out Constipated fucker.
Encyclopedia Fucker.
Righteous.
Try this: “blog fucker”.
Google Search: “peanut fucker”
Got one: ecstatic fucker
i’d like to announce that i’ve personally ruined any attempts at getting a googlefuck for “fishfucker”. thank you.
“Thief fucker” works.
“Cobra fucker” works !!!
egg f*cker
knee f*cker
gray f*cker and grey f*cker are close
*bows*
bankfucker.
oh duh.
snowfucker.
(no yetifucker, alas)
only one about ladies asking for the “spinach, fucker”