My New Year’s Resolutions, As Dictated By Spam Subject Lines January 6, 2003January 6, 2003 Matthew Favorite Posts, Spam To Do in 2003: Embrace energy markets Reverse the aging process Get a huge penis Order perscription drugs online Investigate enemies Lose ten pounds in seven days Make a fortune on Ebay See Britney Spears naked Know the HGH difference Attract the opposite sex Get a MBA Register to win Get paid to eat snacks Chat with sexy girls Earn $50,000 Send bulk email Do it all night and stay hard Never work again Jeeze. I have a busy year ahead of me.