defective yeti is pleased to annnounce that today marks thirty-two straight years of Not Giving A Rat-Ass About The Superbowl. A big “thank you” to everyone who took the time to send cards and congratulatory emails — I couldn’t have done it without you! *
* Lie.
I’m right there with you. I don’t even own a tv, let alone follow professional sports. What a waste of time, energy & money.
Unlike this blog, of course!
yeah, and styrofoam cups too.
i hate those.
Ohhhhhh. Who won?
We have a super bowl at my house. It’s the big yellow one we always use for pasta.
I swear, Matthew Baldwin, sometimes I wonder if you really are heterosexual. The only reason I became gay was so that I would never, ever have to sit through a football game again. And I haven’t. Now you tell me you can dislike football and be straight, too? I’ll need more data.
I thought the Superbowl was this Sunday. Or maybe it was last Sunday?
I thought the Superbowl was this Sunday. Or maybe it was last Sunday?
You know, I used to think all the sports fanatics were just meat-headed idiots. Now I realize the amazing parallels between sports fanatisism and my own music fanatisism:
Watching football at home Listening to local college station
Going to Game Going to show
Reading Sports Illustrated Reading Magnet
espn.com pitchfork.com
fantasy football starting a band
Playing sports playing music
Knowledge of sports stats knowledge of thousands of band’s, band member’s
On and On. My question is why are both of these, in general (no flames!), male pursuits?
Consider that two years ago, when players exchanged Christmas gifts, one offensive starter no longer with the team presented Gannon with a vibrator.
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/inside_game/michael_silver/news/2003/01/23/open_mike/
Who the frell is Gannon? What team? Huh?
Football is too boring, but I will be sure to watch the commercials, they are far more interesting.
In answer to K:
The guys with the swords on their logo won.
Gannon would be the bad guy from Zelda, IIRC.
Find out why hippie anti-war protesters, dumb ass actors, and Michael Moore should have their freedom of speech revoked.
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