Put A Snake In Office

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With the local elections a few days away, my neighborhood is covered in election signs.

Saturday, the 11-year old girl who lives across the street decided to join in the fun. She and a friend created “Re-Elect Harry Potter” and “Elect Hermione Granger” signs, which they placed next to the road on our street.

Of course, as soon as I saw the signs I knew what I had to do. Last night, I stuck over there and added my own sign.

Update: We had a downpour Monday night, which, curiously, destroyed my sign while leaving the Harry and Hermione signs unharmed. Curse that meddling Dumbledore! Potter:1, Malfoy:0.

I was bummed my sign didn’t make it to the election, so I decided to make another. The Draco placard had been up for two days and everyone driving down the street had seen it, so I figured that joke was over. Thus:

65 thoughts to “Put A Snake In Office”

  1. Hmm. Perhaps next year you should bypass Draco altogether and run Voldemort for office.

    HERE HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. wow you ppl must not have a life lol. i mean harry poter is a book (im not a fan personally, but hey) you guys treat it like some cult! just like lotr and star wars and all. don’t be all offensive by what i’m saying though lol.

  5. That has made my day! :) I agree with all the (good) comments made so far!

    As for this comment:
    Way to turn those kids off politics at an early age, Matthew. That’s what this nation needs, you know: less voters.

    The kids started it…they showed the interest in creating signs to support someone they thought worthy of office (whether real or ficitonal) and I’m sure the fact that someone else showed interest in it made it more fun for them…they probably told their friends, etc. Sounds to me like it could help to get them interested in politics!

  6. That’s awsome. Ron is DEFINETLY smarter than any of those nit-wits that ran; even if he does have the emotional range of a teaspoon!

  7. Lol! I was thinking Luna for President, but yeah…brilliant! Love the posters, someone should put them up around here!

    VOTE LOVEGOOD…AIN’T NOTHING WRONG WITH A LITTLE INSANITY!

  9. Oh yes… Now I am gonna run for mayor in my hometown. Can’t decide which of my alias to use: Austin Powers or Captain Morgan….

  10. heh, reminds me of when Micheal Moore ran a Ficus plant for congress. vote Ficus! vote Slythrin! f*ck the electoral process!

  11. All stand for the anthem… begin

    Weasley is our king
    Weasley is our king
    he cannot save a single ring
    weasley is our king
    weasley was born in a bin
    he always lets the quaffle in
    thats why all the slytherins sing
    weasley is our king,

    Weasley is our king
    weasley is our king
    he NEVER lets the quaffle in
    weasley is our king
    thats why all the GRYFFINDORS sing
    weasley is our king

  12. Woken up to BLOODY Errol barking at me…lol the name of my dog:) do u all read hp fanfics??

  13. AHAHAHAH THATS ROCKIN! seriously, i love it. but i thought we already had a snake in office? VOTE FOR KERRY! sigh, is there nothing better than torturing neighbor children? yeah, i didnt think so. starbuck

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