I’m working on my annual Holiday Survival Guide For Slackers and I’m looking for suggestions. If you know of some stupid crap available for purchase on the intarweb, you can mention it here or drop me an email. Thanks!
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How about the Librarian Action Figure?
I know everyone on my Christmas list is getting her very own copy of Revolve.
Got this from boingboing.net:
the 12 days of kitchsmas
strange religious related xmas gifts.
I always find interesting tshirts for children are great gifts. My personal favorite is the “they shake me” shirt for the little one.
check them all out here.
http://www.tshirthell.com/babyhell.shtml
Always something good at Archie McPhee’s
Smoking donkey:
http://www.mcphee.com/lounge/current/10886.html
Smoking baby:
http://www.mcphee.com/lounge/current/11095.html
P.S. get the librarian action figure here, too.
How about a spell checker?
My generic gift this year, for those with a sense of humor, is a calendar from Despair.com.
There is a Hell in Norway
There’s also a Hell on Grand Cayman. I’ve got a great picture of a roadsign that just says “Hell” and has an arrow.
There’s also a Hell, Michigan, for those North American slackers who prefer to stay on their own continent. They have their gift catalogue online, though it is not entirely slacker friendly as you would have to telephone or fax your order.
Unlock the Power of Juicing!
My late, holy crap Christmas is next week, ordering site is redenvelope.com. Great shipping time, and great gift ideas for the missus.
How bout a good ol fashioned redneck book…
http://www.crackeringenuity.com/
Not sure that juicing site has such great deals. They have the Abtronic regularly priced at $49.95 on sale for $79.95. But it ships the same day.
http://store.yahoo.com/4-asseenontv/abtronhotpri.html
I thought about looking into this to suggest something; then I decided a nap was a good idea.
A book that demands to be noticed, respected, and shared…
The Mullet: Hairstyle of the Gods
Search for ‘mullet’ on amazon (like you never have before…liar).