Chatting with The Queen.
The Queen: Hey, when are you going to do the three month update for The Squirrelly?
Me: The “three month update?” What do you mean?
Q: On your site.
M: Still not following.
Q: On defective yeti you write those updates every month on The Squirrelly’s birthday, remember? And he’s three months old, now. So when are you going to post the next one?
M: Um, I think you’re confusing me with Dooce.
Q: I am?
M: Yeah. I’ve never done anything like that, but Heather writes a monthly newsletter for Leta.
Q: Oh, right. Well, you know: you bloggers are all alike.
Poor girl: she’s going to be crushed when she finds out I was never on Star Trek: The Next Generation.