16 thoughts to “The LiveJournal of Zachary Marsh”

  1. Laughed loud enough to make a scene at work. Unfortunately no Lovecraft fans in my vicinity and so hard to explain why I found it so funny. IICF indeed. TINDWCEL AASEEDMD, depending, of course, on whether you spell it eons or aeons.

  2. The pictures of the Ducks were Amazingly Funny.

    I’a I’a Cthulhu fhtagn

    Spatter the stars
    Douse their luminosity
    With our amniotic retch
    Promulgating the birth
    Of another Hell on Earth
    Shadows gather poisoned henna for the flesh
    A necrotic cattle brand
    The hissing downfall pentagram
    Carven deep upon the church doors of the damned
    But no Passover is planned
    A great renewal growls at hand
    And only when they’re running
    Will they come to understand…

    So ends the pitiful reign of Man

    When the moon exhales
    Behind a veil
    Of widowhood and clouds
    On a Biblical scale
    We raise the stakes
    To silhouette the impaled
    Crowds…

    Within this kissed disembowel arena
    A broken seal on an ancient curse
    Unleashes beasts from the seismic breach
    With lightning reach and genocidal thirst
    Mountains of archaos theories
    In collision as at planetary dawn
    Apocalypse’s razorbacks
    Beat wings on glass as thunder cracks
    Unfurled across a world hurled to the black

    Cthulhu dawn
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    http://www.necfiles.org/part1.htm#q11

  3. I only wish I had the skill to carve up some text and html like that. I almost cried with iicf. I’m going to put that in my sig rotation for sure. Kudos.

  4. I obviously missed the central reference but I liked it anyway. (Ducks!)

    And as far as dumb music goes, Limp Bizkit did the cover of “Faith,” not Korn.

  6. I thought the duck pictures were part of a spoof caption contest. Glad to know the babies are safe & sound.

  7. The grating in the follow-up isn’t the same as in the first set of pictures. I don’t think it’s the same ducks.

  10. Darn – Mike beat me. Those aren’t the same ducks. I feel like a turd for sending that around my office. It’s almost as embarassing as the time I sent around that photo of Jane Fonda and John Kerry. Thanks, Yeti!

  15. No, it’s the same grating. Look at the tiny plant at the bottom corner. And the dried grass opposite. The car is different though…so must be something tricksy.

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