We bathe The Squirrelly after his dinner, and the foodstuff he is invariably covered in eventually accumulates in the basin, leading to conversations like this:
Me: Can you watch the baby for a few minutes? I want to clean the bathtub.
The Queen: Is it dirty?
M: Yeah, it’s full of pea.
Q: The Squirrelly peed in the bathtub?
M: Hah. No, I mean the other kind of pea.
{Pause}
Q: You peed in the bathtub?