Apparently they are making an Alien vs. Predator movie, perhaps because of the success of last year’s Jason vs. Freddy. That’s cool, I guess, but there are so many other matchups I’d rather see.
In fact, I think they should just go whole hog, pair up all the movie villians March Madness style, and settle the issue once and for all.
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Go Anne Wilkes — I got five bucks on ya!
Update: Good gravy, how did I forget the Deliverance hillbillies?! Added them at arto’s suggestion.
Also: Jason went ahead and filled out the sheet; Mr. Grooism wrote something similar to this in January.
The Iceberg clearly beats all. The End
Where’s Godzilla? Frankenstein? The mummy? What about the classics?
The sad fact is: The good guy always wins, does he not? The most unexceptional good guy–James Bond, Keanu Reeves, Captain Kirk, Ripley somehow, someway, kicks all their asses. At least until the sequel. But maybe that’s round 2.
Ohhh…. Khan (Recardo Montalban) from the Wrath of Khan. He’s a way cool(and very muscular for an old guy) bad guy.
And let’s not forget:
Kermit, The Frog,
*versus*
ET, The, erm, Extra-Terrestrial.
These skinny little bastards scared the bejeesus out of me when I was a kid.
Where’s Mr. Shadow (AKA evil itself) from the 5th Element? Lots of cool villains there… Mr. Zorg should be there too…
Kottke did the same thing today, only not quite.
Dave – “Mordor She Wrote”? Funny. :-)
“There can be only one!”
Wait a sec. How can you throw down a quote from Highlander, and not include the Kurgan?
If only there was an imvdb.
Well, we ought to make this a full Dancecard like the NCAA Tournament — 64 villians to start and divided into groups….
Groupings would be by Movie genre I guess — Sci Fi, Horror, Thriller, etc… It’d give mroe fair pairings but — of course — there would only be one in the end….
I still would PAY to see Darth Vader vs. Agent Smith…
“Goodbye, Mr. Skywalker…”
“I find your lack of faith disturbing. I am Darth Vader….”
How can we forget Al Pacino as the devil. Seeing him face of with the psycho from Se7en would be killer. Walken from the prophecy could come in and get old testament on both their asses.
I can’t believe THE Chris @ Stomp Tokyo would compare the toothless shark in Zombie to Jaws! Shame on him.
Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash rumors confirmed: http://www.cinescape.com/0/editorial.asp?aff_id=0&this_cat=Movies&action=page&type_id=&cat_id=270338&obj_id=42337
James Brown vs Elvis Presley?
Santa vs The Easter Bunny?
Hedi vs Pippi Longstockings?
Old Yeller vs Lassie!
How could you not have Ash in there?
I call foul.