Saw this sign in the liquor store today. (Well, the top half of this sign, anyhow.) Kids who were born in 1984 are legally drinking Yam Daiquiri these days? That’s just ridiculous.
This whole “21 years” law is a crock. Drinking should be illegal for anyone who (a) has never worn a Member’s Only Jacket, (b) has never used the word “rad” in a non-ironic manner, or (3) was unaware that David Hasselhoff starred in a TV series prior to Baywatch.