#733 In A Series

At my library, on the “New Arrivals” shelf, I noticed yesterday that they now carry The Worst Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Golf.

Gimmie a break. What’s next?

AA Is For Another Alibi

Furry Love: The Rules

Ender’s Pancreas

Lonely Planet Guide: Antartica

Drunken Groping (Silhouette Intimate Moments, No. 1179)

Starfleet Retirement Community #14: Sulu Checks In

Chicken Soup For Martin Danderson of Kentdale, Iowa’s Soul

Mars Won’t Ask For Directions, Venus Loves To Shop: More Explorations Into Gender Stereotyping

The Darwin Awards XXIV: More Dumb People! Dying!

The Worst Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Played-Out Franchise Book Themes (Step one: “Don’t panic! No one will read the 72nd or 73rd book in the series, but that doesn’t mean a publisher won’t buy them.”)

Update: Rory reminds me that, when it comes to marketing, you can never assume that an idea is so absurd that it doesn’t actually exist.